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Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.
A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
Santa replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I was not riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
- When to study? Usually a student is blamed if she/he fails to secure pass marks. But we, students, sometimes think that it is not the fault of a student if one fails because a year has only ...
- The road to Heaven... A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates, Ahead of him is a guy who s dressed in a loud shirt, leather jacket, jeans and wearing sunglasses.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven.'
The guy replies, 'I m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of - JFK Jr. Qs and As Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha s Vineyard? A. The runway.
Q. What will they name the JFK Jr movie. ? A. Three funerals and a wedding.
Q. What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash ? A. Ocean Spray.
Q. How did JFK Jr learn how to fly ? A. He took a - Another lunatic! 'Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.'
'How long have you been... - A complicated breakfast order! 'Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it s runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon...
