| Santa is going out of town and needs to board his horse for a couple of months. So he asks a local farmer about it and the farmer says, "Sure, but I charge rupess 500 per week, and I keep the manure." Santa told him that he can`t afford this much, so the farmer refers him to another farmer, down the road. When approached with the request, the farmer said said, "Yup, I can do it for rupees 400 a week, and I keep the manure." This is still too much for our Santa, and the farmer suggests that he try Banta. . When our desperate Santa asks Banta, he is surprised to hear, "Sure. I`ll be glad to do it for rupees 50 per month." With delight, Santa exclaimed, "WOW! I suppose for that price you`ll want to keep the manure." Banta looked at Santa with kind of a squint, and says, "For Rupees 50 a month, there ain`t gonna be none!" |
| Two neighbors, Santa and Banta, were talking across the fence one day. Banta couldn't keep his eyes off Santa's wife, Jeeto. He popped off and said, "Damn, your wife's got a nice set off boobs. I'd give a thousand rupees to kiss them one time." Sanata kind of laughed it off and changed the subject, but later he told Jeeto about it. They decided they could use the money, why not go for it? So they called Banta and set it up. He came over and Jeeto bared 'em. Banta started fondling them saying, "Oh yes, yes, yes. These are fine. Mmm, mmm, mmm. These are ...." Santa interupted, "Come on, kiss them." Banta said, "I'd love to, but I really can't afford it this week." |