| Banta wanted to determine if both his wife, Preeto and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other`s behavior. When his wife, Preeto, returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," Preeeto reported. Disheartened Banta then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife Preeto. "She was a real lady," his mistress said. "How so?" encouraged Banta asked. "She came on board with her husband and never left his side." |
| Banta and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon "quickie." "Don't worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a trip, so there's no risk." As one thing leads to another, the secretary reaches into her purse and suddenly gasps, "We have to stop, I forgot to bring birth control!" "No problem," Banta replies. "I'll get Preeto's diaphragm." After a few minutes of searching, he returns to the bedroom in a fury. "That bitch!" Banta exclaims. "She took it with her! I always knew she didn't trust me!" |
Santa at KBC Santa is appearing on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)' with Amitabh Bachchan.