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At the cocktail party, Mrs. Santa asked Mrs. Banta, "Aren t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
Mrs. Banta, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
- Kicking mule! Santa and Banta had this mule that was a very hard worker. The only problem was every time they went to put the mule back in his stall, his ears...
- That`s Strange !! A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, 'Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer.' The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be...
- Presence of mind!! Santa and Banta were in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including...
- Donation! A local Charity realized that it had never received a donation from the town`s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
'Our research shows that... - Dumbest Death in history! One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored...