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Mrs Banta phoned Banta in the office and said: "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner."
"Good" replied Banta, "make sure she`s prepared well".
- Order! Order ! Santa was brought to court on charges of drunken driving. Just before the trial, there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gavel on his table and... - Headache! 'I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor,” said Santa. Banta: 'Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and...
- Reading glasses! Banta went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, 'Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses...
- ID please! Mrs Santa went into a bank to withdraw some money. 'Can you identify yourself?' asked the bank clerk.Mrs Santa opened her...
- Give a ring! What did our great Santa said when his gal friend told him that she wanta a ring from Santa after their engagement...
