-
The Ferrari F1 Racing Team recently fired the whole pit crew to employ some young unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them was brought on by a documentary on how unemployed youths in the Liverpool area can remove a set of car wheels in less than four seconds without proper equipment.
This was thought to be a good move as most races are won and lost in the pits these days, and Ferrari would thus have an advantage.
However, Ferrari soon encountered a major problem: Not only were the lads changing the tires in under four seconds, but within another ten seconds had also repainted, renumbered, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team.
- Things to Say in Meetings To appear Sharper: "Can you go back to the previous slide?"
To appear Pragmatic: "Let`s look at the Timelines."
To appear Senior: "Who`s taking the minutes... - Wrong Size! A man was in bad shape. He constantly gasped for breath and his eyes bulged. The doctors didn`t give him long to live. He decided to live it up. Withdrawing all of his money from the bank, he went on a shopping spree...
- Sending A Signal A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk...
- At Peace With God An 80-year old Bava goes for a medical check- up. All of his tests come with normal results. Dr Khambatta says, "Sohrabji, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you...
- The Good Old Days An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across...
