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A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at 8 p.m., the husband finally pulls into the driveway.
"What happened?" says the wife. "You should have been home hours ago!"
"Harry had a heart attack at the third hole," replied the husband.
"Oh, that`s terrible," says the wife.
- Out you go! About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave the country. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the Sardars could stay. If the Pope won, the Sardars would leave. The day of the great debate came and...
- Words not yet in the Dictionary: -- Here are some words, you won`t find in dictionary.
ELBONICS (el bon iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
PUPKUS (pup kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. And some more... - The Corporate Zodiac Astrology tells about you and your future by your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of birth. Demographics tell us likes/dislikes, whom you vote for, what you buy and what you watch on television. Well, the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title. Read yours...
- Acronymns...the real meanings Some IT related abbreviations:
www: world wide wait
dos: defective operating system
and many more interesting ones. - Area 51... The next day, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up again. Once again, the MP`s surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, 'Do anything you want to me, but my wife
