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A man takes his seat at IND vs PAK match.
He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between him & the guy next.
MAN: Who would ever miss IND vs PAK match ?
GUY: That seat was for my wife. We have been to all INDvsPAK matches together, but sadly she passed away.
MAN: Oh that's terrible! Sweet of you to have her here symbolically by keeping the vacant seat. But these are expensive tickets. you should have brought another family member or a friend with you?
GUY: I tried, but they are all at her funeral!
Men will be men
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