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Sourav Ganguly: Do or Die.
Virender Sehwag: Do before you die.
Rahul Dravid: Do until they die.
Sachin Tendulkar: Do that will never die.
VVS Laxman: Do when everyone else dies.
Yuvraj Singh: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....
Rohit Sharma: Die before you do.
Finally...
Mahendra Singh Dhoni: Do everything before luck dies.
- When you are Drunk... Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary... - Please Take Care of Yourself Husband: Dubai ja raha hun...
Wife: Mere liye jewellery lana... - What's the Price? A lady walks into Tiffany`s. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she...
- Who Started It? Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagda hua toh Jeeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya, "Maa mera un se jhagda ho gaya hai. Main 1 month k liye aap ke paas aa rahi...
- Second appendix! Santa calls up the doc at 2 AM. "Doc, my wife is having severe abdomen pain. I think it`s her appendix."
"What nonsense!" says the doc sleepily....
