| A college senior took his new girlfriend to Super Bowl XXXV. The
young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the
action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next year." His girlfriend snuggled closer to him and said, "That`s the strangest way I ever heard of for a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said it, I accept!" |
| A newlywed couple and their families were in court. The judge was questioning the best man about the fight which broke out at the wedding reception a few weeks earlier. "Your Honour, we were having a wonderful time. Everyone was dancing and celebrating. As you know, it's traditional for the best man to have a dance with the bride. And that's exactly what I was doing when the fight broke out. After our first dance, the music continued, so I danced with her during the second song. After that, the music still continued, so I danced with her during the third song. That's when the groom jumped over the tables and gave the bride a powerful kick in the crotch and a couple of punches to her breasts." "Wow, that must've been very painful." said the judge. "You bet it was painful!" replied the best man. "It broke six of my fingers and gave me a fat lip!" |