How to Charge?

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    Optometrist An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:

    "As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

    If his eyes don't flutter, say... 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'

    If his eyes still don't flutter, you add... 'Each.'
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