| It's the yearly party at the temple and they're having the drawing for the door prizes. Goldstein wins third prize and gets a gleaming Bike. Rosenberg wins second prize, goes up to collect, and it's a plate of cookies. He comes back to the table and says, "Bike, I don't understand it. You won third prize, you got a Bike. I won second prize, I got a Goddamned plate of cookies." Goldstein says, "Rosenberg, "You don't understand. The plate of cookies was cooked by the Rabbi's wife." Rosenberg says, "Fuck the Rabbi's wife!" Goldstein says, "Shhhh, that's first prize." |