Family ruins...

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    This guys walks into a bar and the bartender immediately notices how depressed this guy is.
    "Give me a beer", said the guy.
    "Sure thing," said the bartender, "by the way, why the long face?
    "I just found out my oldest son is gay", replied the guy.
    The next day the same guy walks back into the bar and orders a beer and a few shots of whiskey.
    "Whats wrong now?", asked the bartender noticing he is twice as depressed as the day before.
    "I just found out my youngest son is gay too."
    The next day the same guy walks in with tears pouring out of his eyes.
    "God doesn`t anyone in your house like pussy?", asked the bartender.
    The guy said, "Yeah, my wife!"
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