| A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for ten straight vodkas. Drinks them all and falls flat on her face. At the end of the night she is still there so the barman drags her into the back alley and locks up the bar. The very next night this same woman walks into the bar and asks for ten straight vodkas, drinks them all and falls flat on her face. At the end of the night the barman drags her into the back alley and fucks her every different way in every hole shes got, then locks up the bar. The next night she walks into the bar and again asks for ten straight vodkas. Falling flat on her face the barman calls to all his mates in the bar and at the end of the night all twenty five of his mates fuck her every different way in every hole shes got. The next day the woman walks into the bar and asks for ten rums. The barman asks "not drinking vodka tonight?" "No" she says "It makes my cunt hurt !" |