| A woman puts an ad in the personals to find a man, it reads: Looking for a man that won`t hit me, run away, and is incredible in bed. One night her doorbell rings, she opens the door to find a man with no arms and no legs. The man said he is answereing the ad. The woman said I don`t think so, but the man said I have no arms to hit you, and no legs to run away. The woman asked how are you in bed? The man replied I rang the doorbell didn`t I. |