| A man and wife are in their bedroom preparing for a nights sleep. The man notices the wife looking at her naked body in the full length mirror with a frown on her face. "What is the matter honey?" the man asked. "Oh I was just looking at my breasts....I wish there was some way to make them grow larger" she sighed. "Well, I think I can help you there" the husband replied. "You can? How?" she implored. "Easy! Just wrap your hand in toilet paper and rub it between your breasts every day" he instructed. Puzzled, the wife asked, "Do you really think that will help?" With a smirk, the husband replied, "Well...look what it did for your ass!" |