How to Attract the girls?

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    Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend Billy for advice.

    "It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool... They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized potato down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"

    The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!

    Bubba went back to his buddy Billy and asked him, "What's wrong now?'"

    "Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy, "the potatoe goes in the front!"
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