FBI Recruitment

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    Three men were at the FBI Building for a job interview. The first man walked into the office.

    The interviewing FBI agent said, "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

    The man took the gun, hesitated, and said, "Sorry, I can't do it."

    The next interviewee came into the office.

    The agent said, "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

    The man took the gun, walked into the room, then walked back out.

    "Sorry," he said.

    The last man came into the office. This guy really wanted the job. The interviewer said, "To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun."

    The man took the gun and went into the room. The agent heard 6 shots, silence, and then a lot of screaming.

    Shortly, the man came out of the room and said, "Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!"
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