| There`s this guy who is really fat. He wants to lose some weight, and he sees this ad in the paper that says "weight loss guaranteed", so he calls the number. The receptionists asks "How much would you like to lose?" The guy says "20 pounds." She says, "we`ll send someone right over." Ten minutes later a beautiful naked blonde shows up at his door. He says " who the hell are you?" She says, " I`m from the weight loss clinic. If you can catch me, you can fuck me.." The guys says ok... he chases her all around the house, and finally catches her and fucks her, but he`s ended up losing the 20 pounds from the effort. So the next night, he calls the clinic again, and tells the lady he wants to lose 30 pounds. Another naked woman shows up, tells him to catch her, he chases her, catches her and fucks her, after having lost 30 pounds. Finally, he calls one more time, asks to lose 40 pounds. The receptionist says "Well.... ok." The doorbell rings, and at his door is standing a huge gorilla with a sign around its neck. The sign reads "If I catch YOU, I get to fuck you." |