| Three nuns were killed in car accident, and on the way to heaven St. Peter told them that heaven was full and that each of them would have to answer a question to get into heaven, the nuns agreed. So St. Peter asked the first nun "Who was the first woman on earth?". The first nun replied "That an easy one, it was Eve" and POOF she was in heaven. St. Peter asked the second nun "Who was the first man on earth?" The second nun replied "That is an easy one, it was Adam", and POOF she was in heaven. St. Peter turned to the third nun and said "This question will be the toughtest of the three questions, What were the first words Eve said to Adam?". The nun thought for a while and said "You are right that is a hard one!", and POOF she was in heaven. |