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    A woman is lying nude on a couch and she is facing the wall. A man is also lying nude on the same couch and is facing the wall. Question: What is the man`s name? Answer: Willie Turner(Will he turn her).
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    'Dear.' Asked the somewhat impatient husband, 'Aren t you coming
  • Appendix They nicknamed one nurse 'Appendix' because every doctor wanted
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