Bouncing neighbour...

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    Jimmy had been hearing loud bumping noises coming from his parents room for the last 3 or 4 nights. The next night , the noises started again, so he goes to investigate. Quietly opening his parents bedroom door, he see`s his mother bouncing up and down on his father. Quietly, he slips back to bed. The next morning,Jimmy asks his mom why she was bouncing up and down on dads stomach.
    Mom thinks for a minute , then tells Jimmy, "It`s part of a new diet plan to help dad lose weight."
    Jimmy then replies, "I don`t think it will work mom".
    Mom asks Jimmy, "why not!"
    "Because every morning when you leave for work, Mrs. Jones from next door comes over and blows daddy back up!"
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    The man replies: 'I was certain my wife was having an affair...
  • Voodoo Dick! There once was this unsatisfied housewife. She was unsatisfied with her husband`s dick cumming so fast, so she went to a herbal store. The store was a voodoo store...
  • The biggest ! Three working women were having a round of drinks in a nearby bar and started boasting of having the biggest cunt among them...
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    The receptionists asks 'How much would you like to lose?'
    The guy says '20 pounds.' She says, 'We`ll send someone right over.'
    Ten minutes later a beautiful naked blonde...
  • Laughing Horse! A man walks into a bar. On the bar sits a big jar of twenty dollar bills. The man asks the bartender,'What`s the deal with the jar of money?'
    'Well', the bartender says,'I`ve got a horse...
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