Worst of it...

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    An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face.
    He shouted, "What the hell was that for?".
    She replied, "That was for 50 years of the worst sex I ever had !"
    As they continued down the road, suddenly the man hit his wife square in the face.
    She turned to him and said, "What was that for?"
    He said, "that, was for knowing the difference."
  • Hard one ! Three nuns were killed in car accident, and on the way to heaven St. Peter told them that heaven was full and that each of them would have to answer a question to get into heaven, the nuns agreed and...
  • Wanna believe... Heaven is becoming too crowded so St.Peter decides that only people who had a really bad day the day they died would be allowed in. Soon after, a man comes up to the gates and St. Peter asks him to describe his day.
    The man replies: 'I was certain my wife was having an affair...
  • Voodoo Dick! There once was this unsatisfied housewife. She was unsatisfied with her husband`s dick cumming so fast, so she went to a herbal store. The store was a voodoo store...
  • The biggest ! Three working women were having a round of drinks in a nearby bar and started boasting of having the biggest cunt among them...
  • Weight loss ? There`s this guy who is really fat wants to lose some weight, and he sees this ad in the paper saying weight loss guaranteed, so he calls the number.
    The receptionists asks 'How much would you like to lose?'
    The guy says '20 pounds.' She says, 'We`ll send someone right over.'
    Ten minutes later a beautiful naked blonde...
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