Sex on the beach

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    Jenny was sitting on a beach, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.

    "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"

    "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

    Jenny persisted, "Do you like gardening?"

    The man again looked up from his book, "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.

    Undaunted, Jenny asked, "Do you like pussycats?"

    With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Jenny, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.

    As the cloud of sand began to settle, Jenny dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

    The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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