The smart stewardess

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    A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a stewardess.

    He held a gun to the pilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill your brains all over the place."

    The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

    The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilot's head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill his brains all over the place."

    The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilot's got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed, so if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

    The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigator's head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill his brains all over the place."

    The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldn't find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq, so if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and you'll die along with the rest of us."

    The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time pointed his gun at the stewardess and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or I'm gonna spill her brains all over the place."

    No one said a word, but the stewardess leaned over and whispered something into the hijacker's ear. He turned beet red, dropped his gun, and ran out of the cockpit in a panic.

    The crew tracked down the hijacker, who was found cowering behind some crates in the hold, and tied him up. The pilot then asked the stewardess what she had said that terrified the man so.

    "I told him," she replied, "That if he killed me, he'd be the one who'd have to give you guys your blow jobs."
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