A woman goes to the police station and complains that she has been raped by an Indian batsman. The policeman askes how she knew he was Indian.
She replies, "Well, he wasn`t in for very long" ! (Ha, ha !)
Worst of it...An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, 'What the hell was that for?'. She replied, 'That was for 50 years of the worst sex...
Bouncing neighbour...Jimmy had been hearing loud bumping noises coming from his parents room for the last 3 or 4 nights. The next night , the noises started again, so he goes to investigate. Quietly opening his parents bedroom door, he see`s...
Hard one !Three nuns were killed in car accident, and on the way to heaven St. Peter told them that heaven was full and that each of them would have to answer a question to get into heaven, the nuns agreed and...
Wanna believe...Heaven is becoming too crowded so St.Peter decides that only people who had a really bad day the day they died would be allowed in. Soon after, a man comes up to the gates and St. Peter asks him to describe his day. The man replies: 'I was certain my wife was having an affair...
Voodoo Dick!There once was this unsatisfied housewife. She was unsatisfied with her husband`s dick cumming so fast, so she went to a herbal store. The store was a voodoo store...