| A man in Mumbai saw an ad for a 'Gynae's Assistant'. He went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulls up the file and says, "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the Gynaecologist. You've to help lady out of their panty, lay them down and carefully wash their private parts, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair. Afterwards, you rub in soothing oils so she is ready for the Gynecologist's examination. The annual salary is Rs.10 Lacs. If you're Interested you'll have to go to Lonavala." "My God, is that where the JOB is?" "No Sir, that's where the End of the QUEUE of CANDIDATES is!" |