Skinny Dipping

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    A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one very hot day. They were sweating profusely by the time they came upon a small lake with a sandy beach.

    Since it was a secluded spot, they left all their clothes on a big log, ran down the beach to the lake and jumped in the water for a long, refreshing swim.

    Refreshed, they were halfway back up the beach to the spot they'd left their clothes, when a group of ladies from town came along.

    Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover in the bushes.

    After the ladies wandered on and the men got dressed again, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

    The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in my congregation, it's my face they would recognize."
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