Absolutely naked woman enters the pub. Barman looks at her very attentively.
Woman: Hey, what`s up? Haven`t you ever seen naked woman?
Barman: Well, yes I have... I`m only interested - where will you take your cash from?
Blew Chunks !This guy goes into a bar and sees a sign over the bar with a picture of a man and the words 'World`s Champ'. The guy walks up to the bar and asks what the picture is all about. The bartender tells him that...
Worst of it...An old married couple were driving down the road one day when suddenly the woman punched her husband right in the face. He shouted, 'What the hell was that for?'. She replied, 'That was for 50 years of the worst sex...
Bouncing neighbour...Jimmy had been hearing loud bumping noises coming from his parents room for the last 3 or 4 nights. The next night , the noises started again, so he goes to investigate. Quietly opening his parents bedroom door, he see`s...
Hard one !Three nuns were killed in car accident, and on the way to heaven St. Peter told them that heaven was full and that each of them would have to answer a question to get into heaven, the nuns agreed and...
Wanna believe...Heaven is becoming too crowded so St.Peter decides that only people who had a really bad day the day they died would be allowed in. Soon after, a man comes up to the gates and St. Peter asks him to describe his day. The man replies: 'I was certain my wife was having an affair...