Chicken Launcher

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    Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.

    The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with air borne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

    British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high speed trains.

    Arrangements were made to borrow the gun. But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatter proof shield, smashed into smithereens, crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin.

    Horrified, the British sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

    NASA's response was just one sentence: "Thaw the frozen chicken first!!"
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