Smartness Vs Intelligence

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    Einstein and Banta are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

    Einstein says, "Let's play a game. I will ask you a question. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $ 5 and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

    Einstein asks the first question: What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?

    Banta doesn't say a word, reaches his pocket and pulls out a $ 5.

    Now, it's Banta's turn. He asks Einstein, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs?"

    Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends. After an hour, he gives Banta $500.

    Einstein going nuts and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

    Banta reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $ 5.
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