Absolutely Flattered

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    Two old men meet on a street corner.

    The first old man said, "Where have you been for the last couple of months?"

    The 2nd old man replied, "I was in jail."

    The 1st old man asked, "You were in jail? Why were you in jail?"

    He replied, "Well, about two months ago I was standing on a corner, and this beautiful young woman rushes up with a policeman, points to me and says, 'He is the man officer, he is the one who attacked and raped me.'"

    The 1st old man said, "What? And you let her get away with it?"

    2nd old replied, "Well, I'll tell you, I felt so flattered, I admitted to it."
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