| With the introduction of Viagra in response a perennial male problem, a reputed pharmaceutical company is now working on a range of new drugs in an attempt to redress the balance... MIRRORCILLIN A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse or boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA Raises female intelligence to levels allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON Trials have showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore' PARKATRON 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a car Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality – no practical use for this drug has yet been found. WARDROBIA Clinical trials show that almost 23% of women taking this drug can safely walk past a sale notice, and an amazing 42% actually stayed within their credit limit. BEERINTULIN Engenders a female desire to bring her spouse/boyfriend alcoholic beverages and snacks during televised sports. |