Christmas BikeOn Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there...
Hell Froze Over!Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After reviewing his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking...
Pretty UrologistAn old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor...
The Science of GuinnessA Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my privates are too small." He says. The doctor asks him which drink he...