Alcohol is Bad for Legs

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    A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a Woman sitting by herself.

    Man, "May I buy you a cocktail?"

    Lady, "No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs."

    Man, "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"

    Lady, "No, they open!"
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