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    During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"

    A student replied: That's because guys have "balls" and that weighs them down.

    Teacher: Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?

    Student: That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guys' "balls"

    Teacher FAINTED.
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