Facebook Addiction

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    Teacher: What will you do after growing up?
    Student: Facebooking
    T: NO! I mean what will you BECOME?
    S: Admin of facebook pages.

    T: OMG! I MEAN what will you ACHIEVE after you grow up?
    S: Facebook Admin Rights

    T: IDIOT! I MEAN what will you do for your PARENTS?
    S: I create a page for them on facebooK. 'I MOM & DAD'

    T: Stupid! What do your parents want from YOU?
    S: My facebook password!

    T: Oh God! What IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE?
    S: Facebook but never face your books...
  • Parent - Job Description This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
    POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma...
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  • Communication Skills Jack and Mark are walking from religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
    Mark replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest...
  • European English The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations...
  • The Bike & The lawn Mower A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.
    "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher...
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