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    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    Answer: his last battle.

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    Answer: at the bottom of the page.

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    Answer: Liquid

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    Answer: Marriage

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    Answer: Exams

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    Answer: Lunch & dinner.

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    Answer: The other half.

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    Answer: It will simply become wet.

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    Answer: No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    Answer: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand...

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
    Answer: Very large hands.

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    Answer: No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    Answer: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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