| A black guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Bartender says, "Sorry sir, we don't serve your kind here! There's another bar about ten minutes down the street." So the black guy promptly leaves. A short time later, another black guy enters the bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey! We don't serve your type here. There's another bar about 10 minutes down the street that serves your type!" So the second black guy leaves and heads for the other bar. A short time later, Olympic sprinter Ben Johnson walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Jesus Christ! We don't serve your type here, but there's another bar about 10 minutes down the street." Ben Johnson can't believe what he's hearing and says to the bartender, "Do you know who the hell I am? I'm Ben Johnson!" The bartender says, "Oh I am terribly sorry I didn't recognize you! Then it should only take you about 5 minutes to get to the other bar!" |