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    A few days before the wedding:

    Honey, I decided to organize with my friends a bachelor party.

    Aha! A lot of Vodka and wine, whores and sex all night!

    No, honey, just a couple of beers, we’ll just stay and talk.

    Why do you lie? Do you think I’ve never been at a bachelor party?
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