| It was the first day of a new school year. Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy, "Why are you tardy?" The boy replies, "I've been on Blueberry Hill." The teacher said, "Take your seat." She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied. Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer. As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in. "Let me guess", said the teacher. "You weere on Bluberry Hill aslo" "NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl. |