Purchases for Wife

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    Trying to make up for bad behavior, Banta went to the shopping mall to buy his wife a gift.

    "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," Banta said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size."

    "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his.

    "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours."

    "Will there be anything else?" the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves.

    "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
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