| After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: Football The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become. |