| The 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Smith, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until Anna stood up angry, and said, "You should not be asking eight-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat down. Mrs. Smith ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Anna's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Dennis stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."Denis Mrs. Smith said, "Very good, Dennisy," then turned to Anna and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed." |