| Stung by a bee Santa comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee." Doctor: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it." Santa: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now." Doctor: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung." Santa: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree" Doctor (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting." Santa (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts" Doctor (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?" Santa (innocently): "How am I to know? All bees look the same to me." |