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    Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.

    "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards", said one doctor.

    "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

    The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

    Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

    "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
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