Birthday Piano

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    My parents recently retired. Mom always wanted to learn to play the piano, so dad bought her a piano for her birthday.

    A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.

    "Oh, we returned the piano." said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet instead."

    "How come?" I asked.

    "Because," he answered, "with a clarinet, she can't sing."
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