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    The company psychiatrist was interviewing the young blonde.

    As she sat in the chair, the psychiatrist asked a series of questions to determine if she was emotionally suitable for the company. Things were not going well for the young blonde.

    The psychiatrist decided to try a new approach, to give the blonde one last chance.

    He asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

    The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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