Equipped to be a Prostitute

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    Female newscaster, "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"

    Mr. Jones, "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, shooting..."

    Female newscaster, "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"

    Mr. Jones, "I don't see why; they'll be properly supervised on the range."

    Female newscaster, "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

    Mr. Jones, "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range disipline before they even touch a firearm."

    Female newscaster, "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

    Mr. Jones, "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?"
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    The model said, "Driver, I don't have time to wait for...
  • Apologies A woman with 14 children, ages one through 14, decided to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion.
    "When did he desert you?" the judge asked...
  • Sexual Harrassment A man walks up to a woman at their office and says her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and tells him she wants to...
  • Dumb Nurse Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
    "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards...
  • Young Courting Couple Young Bill was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down...
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