Female newscaster, "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?" Mr. Jones, "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, shooting..." Female newscaster, "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?" Mr. Jones, "I don't see why; they'll be properly supervised on the range." Female newscaster, "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" Mr. Jones, "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper range disipline before they even touch a firearm." Female newscaster, "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." Mr. Jones, "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?" |