Looking for Rapists

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    Santa and Banta are driving down the road and get pulled over by the police. The cop gets out and knocks on the window.

    When they open the window, the police officer says, "We are looking for two rapists."

    Santa and Banta quickly close the windows and have a heated argument.

    After a few minutes, Santa rolls down his window and says to the cop, "Okay... we are ready, we'll do it !! "
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