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    Lauren: I suspect that my husband used to visit prostitutes before we met.

    Hannah: What makes you think so?

    Lauren: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up and headed for the bedroom.

    Hannah: So?

    Lauren: So I giggled and asked, 'Should I struggle?' And he asked, 'I don't know. Does that cost extra?'
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    He says, "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you...
  • Indecent Exposure The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for...
  • Equipped to be a Prostitute Female newscaster, "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?"
    Mr. Jones, "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, shooting...
  • Sensual Massage The Italian says, "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for...
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